best-intentions:

lemounade:

lemounade:

if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you

indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school

God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.

pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

Me: *cums on the second stroke*
Me: bae look I got hacked.

vinebox:

When noone in group chat answers you

hi:

thismustbethewayitends:

hi:

so my roommate wasn’t home tonight so I kinda took both our beds and 

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this is best

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night

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ever

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I hope your roommate finds these pictures.

someone is jealous they dont have a super mega ultra king size double bed in their room

dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

stability:

*wishes i was a part of your internet gang*

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

thankyouforthedildos:

The news yesterday was talking about how people were feeling threatened by a burger joint’s 4/20 advertisement because it was Jesus eating a burger and smoking a blunt and I don’t get why that’s threatening. Jesus is telling you to chill out and eat a burger maybe look for an egg or two that’s a beautiful thing