officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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IVE BEEN WAITINg FOR MY FLIGHT TO DEPART SINCE 9:30 THIS MORNING AND ITS ALMOST 1 IN THE AFTERNOON WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AMERICAN AIRLINES

jennloves:

Esteban…..

jennloves:

Esteban…..

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

im never flying American Airlines again they fucking take forever

michaxl:

i dont need you, i have other people i can talk to

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tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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